Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Friday, April 30, 2010
Sunday, September 13, 2009
white ppl do the darndest things...
this video is a reaction to this poor kids' mom canceling his world of warcraft subscription.
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Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Common Misconceptions
Ok, Me and my nigga B.Gatesz was having a serious conversation last night... and we decided to address some common issues.
B Gatez (10/7/2008 1:56:53 AM): jus cuz a bitch put on 30 diff colors doesnt mean she is retro. jus a random thought
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 1:57:00 AM): lmfaooo
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 1:57:19 AM): jes because a bitch shop at goodwill and salvation army does not mean she is vintage or a fashion whore!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 1:57:30 AM): yyyyyessss bitch, lol
B Gatez (10/7/2008 1:58:23 AM): jus cuz u take picz outside somewhere and do that whole "look away from the camera" thing...doesnt make u a model
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 1:58:53 AM): jes because a bitch can take her clothes off and lay seductively on a carpet does not mean she needs to be in king!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 1:59:03 AM): lmao
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 1:59:39 AM): jes because some nigga yu kno got a camera and a few hoes who get semi nude in front of the camera does NOT mean you're a signed model
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 1:59:46 AM): bitch yu jes get naked for a lil cash
B Gatez (10/7/2008 1:59:58 AM): yyyessss!! LMAO
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:00:47 AM): just because yu major in mass media DOES NOT mean you're gonna be a star one day!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:00:57 AM): lmao u are def on a roll
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:01:13 AM): or just because yu major in psychology DOES NOT mean yu can analyze me
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:01:41 AM): ooo i got one....jus cuz u photoshop ALL ya picz and get hella commentz on em..doesnt make u pretty!!
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:02:02 AM): lmaooo
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:02:33 AM): Just because You used the money yo momma gave yu for tuition and went on a shopping spree does not make you a fashionista!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:02:39 AM): yyyessss
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:02:53 AM): just because yu shop at Urban Outfitters DOES NOT make you part of the "in" crowd!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:03:11 AM): knowin all the words to all the latest songs does not make you a music junkie
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:03:23 AM): lmfaooo
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:03:35 AM): jus cuz u can match some clothes together doesnt mean u can actually dress
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:03:49 AM): Just because yu can recite Lil Wayne tit for tat DOES NOT make YOU hiphop
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:03:55 AM): lmao
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:04:21 AM): just because yu can dance flawlessly in 6" heels DOES NOT make yu a strippper!
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:04:26 AM): oh my bad... YES IT DOES!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:04:27 AM): lmaoooo
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:05:35 AM): oooo
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:05:52 AM): jes because yu was cheap and couldnt afford no more perms does NOT make yu afrocentric!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:06:06 AM): DDDAAAMMMNN!! lmao good one. damn good one lol
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:06:13 AM): lol
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:06:35 AM): just because yu got over a thousand friends on FaceBook or Myspace does not make you Mr/Ms Popularity!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:06:50 AM): amen! amen! amen!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:07:38 AM): jus cuz im gay doesnt mean ima want anything with a fuqqin vagina. i hate homophobes
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:07:52 AM): lmaoo! true!
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:07:53 AM): ooo
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:08:00 AM): Just because im gay doesnt mean ima hoe!!!
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:08:24 AM): or Just because she's bi doesnt mean she's a greedy slut [in most cases]
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:08:44 AM): no. she's def a greedy slut. lol
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:09:05 AM): lmaooo
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:09:21 AM): jus because you can make a bitch cum doesnt mean ya sex game is on point.
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:09:27 AM): good one!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:09:31 AM): lol
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:09:34 AM): better yet
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:09:42 AM): Just because the bitch moan dont mean yu made her cum!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:09:47 AM): yyyessssss
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:09:59 AM): ooo bitch
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:10:16 AM): Just because yu rock sneakers and fitted dnt mean yu on yo new york shit NOR do yu have swag
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:10:29 AM): amen!!! amen!!! lmaoooo
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:10:47 AM): jus cuz u got a few pair of nice shoez doesnt make you a sneakerhead
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:11:06 AM): Just because yu FROM NY or CALI doesnt mean yu know SHIT about fashion or swag!
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:11:24 AM): Just because yu from the South dnt mean yu Country wit diamonds in ya mouth!
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:13:00 AM): Just because yu talk to GD does not make yu a slut!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:13:06 AM): hold on
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:13:07 AM): wait.... yes it does!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:13:09 AM): wait a minute now
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:13:10 AM): lmao
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:13:12 AM): lmao
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:13:23 AM): lol
I promise, we were on a roll!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 1:56:53 AM): jus cuz a bitch put on 30 diff colors doesnt mean she is retro. jus a random thought
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 1:57:00 AM): lmfaooo
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 1:57:19 AM): jes because a bitch shop at goodwill and salvation army does not mean she is vintage or a fashion whore!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 1:57:30 AM): yyyyyessss bitch, lol
B Gatez (10/7/2008 1:58:23 AM): jus cuz u take picz outside somewhere and do that whole "look away from the camera" thing...doesnt make u a model
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 1:58:53 AM): jes because a bitch can take her clothes off and lay seductively on a carpet does not mean she needs to be in king!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 1:59:03 AM): lmao
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 1:59:39 AM): jes because some nigga yu kno got a camera and a few hoes who get semi nude in front of the camera does NOT mean you're a signed model
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 1:59:46 AM): bitch yu jes get naked for a lil cash
B Gatez (10/7/2008 1:59:58 AM): yyyessss!! LMAO
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:00:47 AM): just because yu major in mass media DOES NOT mean you're gonna be a star one day!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:00:57 AM): lmao u are def on a roll
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:01:13 AM): or just because yu major in psychology DOES NOT mean yu can analyze me
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:01:41 AM): ooo i got one....jus cuz u photoshop ALL ya picz and get hella commentz on em..doesnt make u pretty!!
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:02:02 AM): lmaooo
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:02:33 AM): Just because You used the money yo momma gave yu for tuition and went on a shopping spree does not make you a fashionista!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:02:39 AM): yyyessss
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:02:53 AM): just because yu shop at Urban Outfitters DOES NOT make you part of the "in" crowd!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:03:11 AM): knowin all the words to all the latest songs does not make you a music junkie
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:03:23 AM): lmfaooo
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:03:35 AM): jus cuz u can match some clothes together doesnt mean u can actually dress
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:03:49 AM): Just because yu can recite Lil Wayne tit for tat DOES NOT make YOU hiphop
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:03:55 AM): lmao
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:04:21 AM): just because yu can dance flawlessly in 6" heels DOES NOT make yu a strippper!
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:04:26 AM): oh my bad... YES IT DOES!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:04:27 AM): lmaoooo
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:05:35 AM): oooo
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:05:52 AM): jes because yu was cheap and couldnt afford no more perms does NOT make yu afrocentric!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:06:06 AM): DDDAAAMMMNN!! lmao good one. damn good one lol
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:06:13 AM): lol
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:06:35 AM): just because yu got over a thousand friends on FaceBook or Myspace does not make you Mr/Ms Popularity!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:06:50 AM): amen! amen! amen!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:07:38 AM): jus cuz im gay doesnt mean ima want anything with a fuqqin vagina. i hate homophobes
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:07:52 AM): lmaoo! true!
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:07:53 AM): ooo
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:08:00 AM): Just because im gay doesnt mean ima hoe!!!
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:08:24 AM): or Just because she's bi doesnt mean she's a greedy slut [in most cases]
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:08:44 AM): no. she's def a greedy slut. lol
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:09:05 AM): lmaooo
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:09:21 AM): jus because you can make a bitch cum doesnt mean ya sex game is on point.
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:09:27 AM): good one!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:09:31 AM): lol
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:09:34 AM): better yet
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:09:42 AM): Just because the bitch moan dont mean yu made her cum!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:09:47 AM): yyyessssss
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:09:59 AM): ooo bitch
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:10:16 AM): Just because yu rock sneakers and fitted dnt mean yu on yo new york shit NOR do yu have swag
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:10:29 AM): amen!!! amen!!! lmaoooo
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:10:47 AM): jus cuz u got a few pair of nice shoez doesnt make you a sneakerhead
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:11:06 AM): Just because yu FROM NY or CALI doesnt mean yu know SHIT about fashion or swag!
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:11:24 AM): Just because yu from the South dnt mean yu Country wit diamonds in ya mouth!
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:13:00 AM): Just because yu talk to GD does not make yu a slut!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:13:06 AM): hold on
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:13:07 AM): wait.... yes it does!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:13:09 AM): wait a minute now
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:13:10 AM): lmao
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:13:12 AM): lmao
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:13:23 AM): lol
I promise, we were on a roll!
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