Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Common Misconceptions

Ok, Me and my nigga B.Gatesz was having a serious conversation last night... and we decided to address some common issues.

B Gatez (10/7/2008 1:56:53 AM): jus cuz a bitch put on 30 diff colors doesnt mean she is retro. jus a random thought
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 1:57:00 AM): lmfaooo
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 1:57:19 AM): jes because a bitch shop at goodwill and salvation army does not mean she is vintage or a fashion whore!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 1:57:30 AM): yyyyyessss bitch, lol
B Gatez (10/7/2008 1:58:23 AM): jus cuz u take picz outside somewhere and do that whole "look away from the camera" thing...doesnt make u a model
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 1:58:53 AM): jes because a bitch can take her clothes off and lay seductively on a carpet does not mean she needs to be in king!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 1:59:03 AM): lmao
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 1:59:39 AM): jes because some nigga yu kno got a camera and a few hoes who get semi nude in front of the camera does NOT mean you're a signed model
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 1:59:46 AM): bitch yu jes get naked for a lil cash
B Gatez (10/7/2008 1:59:58 AM): yyyessss!! LMAO
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:00:47 AM): just because yu major in mass media DOES NOT mean you're gonna be a star one day!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:00:57 AM): lmao u are def on a roll
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:01:13 AM): or just because yu major in psychology DOES NOT mean yu can analyze me
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:01:41 AM): ooo i got one....jus cuz u photoshop ALL ya picz and get hella commentz on em..doesnt make u pretty!!
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:02:02 AM): lmaooo
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:02:33 AM): Just because You used the money yo momma gave yu for tuition and went on a shopping spree does not make you a fashionista!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:02:39 AM): yyyessss
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:02:53 AM): just because yu shop at Urban Outfitters DOES NOT make you part of the "in" crowd!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:03:11 AM): knowin all the words to all the latest songs does not make you a music junkie
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:03:23 AM): lmfaooo
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:03:35 AM): jus cuz u can match some clothes together doesnt mean u can actually dress
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:03:49 AM): Just because yu can recite Lil Wayne tit for tat DOES NOT make YOU hiphop
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:03:55 AM): lmao
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:04:21 AM): just because yu can dance flawlessly in 6" heels DOES NOT make yu a strippper!
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:04:26 AM): oh my bad... YES IT DOES!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:04:27 AM): lmaoooo
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:05:35 AM): oooo
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:05:52 AM): jes because yu was cheap and couldnt afford no more perms does NOT make yu afrocentric!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:06:06 AM): DDDAAAMMMNN!! lmao good one. damn good one lol
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:06:13 AM): lol
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:06:35 AM): just because yu got over a thousand friends on FaceBook or Myspace does not make you Mr/Ms Popularity!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:06:50 AM): amen! amen! amen!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:07:38 AM): jus cuz im gay doesnt mean ima want anything with a fuqqin vagina. i hate homophobes
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:07:52 AM): lmaoo! true!
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:07:53 AM): ooo
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:08:00 AM): Just because im gay doesnt mean ima hoe!!!
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:08:24 AM): or Just because she's bi doesnt mean she's a greedy slut [in most cases]
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:08:44 AM): no. she's def a greedy slut. lol
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:09:05 AM): lmaooo
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:09:21 AM): jus because you can make a bitch cum doesnt mean ya sex game is on point.
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:09:27 AM): good one!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:09:31 AM): lol
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:09:34 AM): better yet
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:09:42 AM): Just because the bitch moan dont mean yu made her cum!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:09:47 AM): yyyessssss
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:09:59 AM): ooo bitch
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:10:16 AM): Just because yu rock sneakers and fitted dnt mean yu on yo new york shit NOR do yu have swag
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:10:29 AM): amen!!! amen!!! lmaoooo
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:10:47 AM): jus cuz u got a few pair of nice shoez doesnt make you a sneakerhead
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:11:06 AM): Just because yu FROM NY or CALI doesnt mean yu know SHIT about fashion or swag!
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:11:24 AM): Just because yu from the South dnt mean yu Country wit diamonds in ya mouth!
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:13:00 AM): Just because yu talk to GD does not make yu a slut!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:13:06 AM): hold on
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:13:07 AM): wait.... yes it does!
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:13:09 AM): wait a minute now
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:13:10 AM): lmao
B Gatez (10/7/2008 2:13:12 AM): lmao
Chinkz Couture (10/7/2008 2:13:23 AM): lol


I promise, we were on a roll!

2 comments:

She W0rd Hustlez said...

Umm LMAOOOO!!!!! WTF?! This was the funniest shit I've read all day. Thank you for this.

DKNY OH MY IM JIGGY said...

L M A O
this was great no seriously THIS was GREAT me and my friend need to do this lol